Iraqi Porcupine candy cane

The act of shoving a needle in the male's urethra, thus when making love, having sex, or fucking, the needle pokes several holes in or around the urethra causing blood flow and seminal fluid to mix creating a candy cane like fluid when ejaculating on to a woman's arm.

Bill: I gave your mom a Louisiana hot pocket this morning.
Steve: Oh, well i gave your mom an Iraqi Porcupine candy cane last night.
Bill: What the hell is that Steve?
Steve: It involves, needles, my urethra, blood, cum, and your moms arm...
Bill: I'm your brother though?
Steve: Oh well, we live in Mississippi.

by Lake Stevens October 30, 2011

Porch-cane

Enjoying a frosty Hurricane malt beverage on the front porch of a dilapidated house or building while sitting preferably on a couch and watching traffic drive by.

"Dude," he said with a grin, "The weather is pretty sweet today, lets have a porch-cane."

by Slippery Nickel April 26, 2008

Reign Cane

A phrase for a school that will forever reign over its opponents!

Tulsa beat Kansas State and Oklahoma State, REIGN CANE!

by REIGNCANE February 6, 2019

Dio cane

Italian's top definition for disappointment and anger.

"Quanto fa 15 + 18? Dio cane!"
"Sir, you should consider improving your mathematical knowledge."

by Maggiorana August 30, 2019

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by ajejej November 19, 2020

Candy Cane

A geriatric sexpot

im lowkey a necrophiliac, but that's sorta illegal. so i just unleash my sexuality on candy canes.

by mrmurphy69 December 3, 2020

Candy Cane

A geriatric sexpot.

I'm into necrophilia, but it's sorta illegal. So I unleash my sexuality on candy canes.

by mrmurphy69 December 3, 2020