boob canal

Basically cleavage, its for flat-chested girls, instead of a little area for storing things like the big-boobers, there is just a little canal between boobs.

Douche-canoe 1: I totally licked that girls boob canal last night.
Douche-canoe 2: Aw, that's rad, man!

by IHAVEALOTFFREETIME August 26, 2014

earie canal

When you insert your male reproductive organ into ones ear canal. The pleasure is more guided to fit the female individual. can be associated with homosexual couples.

My girl was screaming after I gave her the ol Earie canal

by Flipperz December 10, 2013

velvet love-canal

the passage way to the heart, velvety

Bob: 'Whats a Velvet love-canal?'

Dave: 'Its the passage way to your heart, fancy a trip?'

by myhandleisanon August 30, 2015

Blocked canal

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.

"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."

by The woodstoners August 23, 2016

delaware canal

When you ejaculate into someone's ear, causing them to lose their ear virginity, and then you suck the ejaculate and other ear fluids out to clean it.

My ears were dirty and we were horny, so we tried the Delaware canal.

by s.exe December 21, 2016

Canal

A small, man-made river made for drainage (?). Perfect for floating down in the summertime.

Damn, that canal was cold

She ate it as she entered the canal

by Clara-Imogen November 9, 2019

ol' factory canal

A man-made watercourse that flows past a charmin' "antique" mill where skilled craftspeople produce clay noses for store-mannequins and wig-display craniums.

Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!

by QuacksO April 15, 2019