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Suez Canal

(Verb) The unfortunate situation of taking a massive cargo ship sized poop in someone else toilet and clogging it horizontally. Upon flushing, the huge turd becomes a buoyant floater and then after the flush it spins horizontally thus blocking the toilet hole. A precarious situation because flush after flush accomplishes nothing and using a plunger to break it in half will cause a catastrophic mess. The large poop must me repositioned by hand or cut in half by a high pressure stream of piss.
At Stacy's house party.
Todd: "Hey Brian I need some help. I just Suez Canal(ed) Stacy's toilet and that poop ain't moving."
Brian: "Ooof we better take care of this before one of the girls sees it. That's one hell of a Suez Canal! I'm gonna try to cut it in half with my high pressure piss after drinking these 10 Bud Lights."
Todd: "Thanks so much man! Should we just reposition it by hand or throw it out the window."

Brian: "That's a negative, we might be seen. Also Todd here's a little advice, you should consider wiping when you're at a girls party."
Todd: "Thanks again for the advice man! Let's try to cut this thing in half with piss before someone else shows up!"
by UncleDaddyPopPop May 16, 2022
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canal Danned

Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.
I got so Canal Danned this weekend, I barely was able to tie off my boat.
by St Clair Shores bandit August 3, 2023
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earie canal

When you insert your male reproductive organ into ones ear canal. The pleasure is more guided to fit the female individual. can be associated with homosexual couples.
My girl was screaming after I gave her the ol Earie canal
by Flipperz December 10, 2013
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Fruit Canal

A gay man’s asshole
Let me see your fruit canal.
by Djsoftserve July 10, 2024
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Weiner canal

A females vigna
by Pimp1434 March 12, 2019
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ol' factory canal

A man-made watercourse that flows past a charmin' "antique" mill where skilled craftspeople produce clay noses for store-mannequins and wig-display craniums.
Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!
by QuacksO April 15, 2019
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Canal Mouse

A person who engages in shady shenanigans. Similar to a 'hood rat' but demure.
She was seen canal mousing at Walmart.

He's a real canal mouse.
by Mndkd1999 April 18, 2025
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