The raising of one foot onto an elevated surface, arching of the knee, then reaching under with one hand in order to perform sexual acts upon oneself. Traditionally performed in a seated position with a slight hunch in the back. Not recommended for those suffering from lower back pain or chronic injuries.
I hear Steve put his back out again knocking calf last night. We really have to find him a girlfriend
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Someone whose personal politics are radically left-wing, so much that they are blinded to ever reason with or compromise with any conservative viewpoint. Despite the actual word itself, it does not actually imply homosexuality or California residency.
"Did you see the presidents talk on TV last night?"
"Yeah, we need to get those Califags out of office..."
"Yeah, we need to get those Califags out of office..."
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They reside exculsively at West Coast beaches, especially California beaches.
They are hot enough "to melt your popsicle".
They are also extremely sexual, having sex on the beach and in their Jeeps (the only car they drive).
During the summer of 2010 Katy Perry released a song that describes the daily activities of them. During said song, Snoop Dogg states that the only females he likes are California Gurls.
They reside exculsively at West Coast beaches, especially California beaches.
They are hot enough "to melt your popsicle".
They are also extremely sexual, having sex on the beach and in their Jeeps (the only car they drive).
During the summer of 2010 Katy Perry released a song that describes the daily activities of them. During said song, Snoop Dogg states that the only females he likes are California Gurls.
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Get the California sober mug.The process whereby the subject or object is enveloped in a California-esqe hold, whereby everyone is young, perfect but most of all plastic and fake.
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