Caffeiner

A person who drinks a lot of coffee, probably is addicted to caffeine and hates decaf.

"What? That's your 5th cup.

You are a caffeiner, aren't you?"

by seiju December 25, 2017

Caffetine

caffetine

Drinking a coffee and smoking a fag at the same time

Person 1: what are you doing?

Person 2: getting my caffetine

by K_j_01 April 10, 2018

caffangry

Anger associated with the lack of caffeine.

I was caffangry this morning with my son before I realized that I hadn't had my coffee yet.

by MJohns July 15, 2018

Carffice

An office in your car

To escape his screaming kids, Jon spent all afternoon working in his carffice.

by Carfficewife November 25, 2020

Caff-head

Similar to a Pot-head except one is addicted to gets high off of caffeine.

Joe drinks so much Coke, so often, He's a total Caff-head.

by Fitzy Marlote June 14, 2021

caffeine refractory

In state in which you are so tired, no amount of caffeine consumption has any effect on you.

Sydney: “Dude, I’m so freaking tired I’ve had like 6 cups of coffee and it’s done absolutely nothing, except I’m all jittery.”

Nick: “You hit that caffeine refractory state. Sucks.”

by Scout was fat. July 18, 2021

Dirty Chaffee

The act of taking taken a newly met down syndrome clown to a remote field to lick whip cream off their dirty unwashed pubes. At this point a state trooper who also has Down syndrome catches you and joins in on the act of super passionate love making.

I just pulled the hardest dirty chaffee ever.

by Big daddy carlos December 23, 2022