The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.
I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.
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