The act of a man masturbating so often and so frequently within a short period of time that he passes out.
"Hey, what happened to Justin? I haven't seen him in weeks since I gave him that porn membership for his birthday."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."
by the_real_dirty_dan January 07, 2015
That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.
Watching Charlie on the coma couch.
Person A: "If Charlie dead?"
Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
Person A: "If Charlie dead?"
Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
by whydee November 06, 2012
A state of utter and total defeat. Absolute exhaustion.
The term is often used after discovering a partner has no intentions of dating you, or admitting to it, really. They will keep your hopes up, when in fact, you're just a leachy, horny mistake. The "slut" is probably fucking someone very close to you.
The slut is extremely attractive and thought to be the be-all, end-all as far as dating goes. The victim is often attractive as well, and has always ended relationships. So the first time it happens for the victim is when their feelings are the strongest.
Unless left untreated (keeping in contact with the slut), the coma can last up to 3 years. On one occasion I've seen it last to 5.
A "slut coma" can prevent confidence, an erection, social opportunities to meet new mates, and most notably, a hollow glazed-look for long periods of time.
The term is often used after discovering a partner has no intentions of dating you, or admitting to it, really. They will keep your hopes up, when in fact, you're just a leachy, horny mistake. The "slut" is probably fucking someone very close to you.
The slut is extremely attractive and thought to be the be-all, end-all as far as dating goes. The victim is often attractive as well, and has always ended relationships. So the first time it happens for the victim is when their feelings are the strongest.
Unless left untreated (keeping in contact with the slut), the coma can last up to 3 years. On one occasion I've seen it last to 5.
A "slut coma" can prevent confidence, an erection, social opportunities to meet new mates, and most notably, a hollow glazed-look for long periods of time.
You: Dude, Cassandra has been texting me on and off for like 3 months. I saw her at the bar last night and she didn't even look at me! We had an awesome week but now I think she's fucking my brothers best friend... I thought she was the one, man.
Friend: Fuck man, you know what you're in?
You: What?
Friend: A "slut coma," man. A fucking slut coma.
Friend: Fuck man, you know what you're in?
You: What?
Friend: A "slut coma," man. A fucking slut coma.
by 3_I_Win October 31, 2011
Similar to the Cubicle Coma (See Cubicle Coma) It takes it's toll in the same manner, but you tend to wake up either:
1) directly on the ring of the bell for the end of the period.
2) in time for lunch, or
3) when school ends.
1) directly on the ring of the bell for the end of the period.
2) in time for lunch, or
3) when school ends.
I've had classroom coma even from early childhood. I mainly say this because I was being given a speech by the principal, only to succumb to it, fall asleep, and wake up with out a clue what happened but suddenly ready for anything.
by Sephirion August 29, 2010
After a long, arduous bike ride, when you get back home you are so tired that you fall into a deep sleep
by SMU cyclist February 15, 2013
When someone toots in a car full of people and doesn't warn the passengers; leaving them in a state of near unconsciousness due to the unbearable odor.
In order to snap out of the toot coma, one must fully unroll their window and proceed to hang out of it from the belly button up, similar to the action of a dog catching the breeze.
In order to snap out of the toot coma, one must fully unroll their window and proceed to hang out of it from the belly button up, similar to the action of a dog catching the breeze.
Amber: "Sarah, when you go on a trip with Krystle tomorrow, be careful she doesn't put you in a toot coma."
Sarah: "What should I do if I start to smell something?"
Amber: "Get your head out that window right away or suffer the consequence."
Sarah: "What should I do if I start to smell something?"
Amber: "Get your head out that window right away or suffer the consequence."
by TCsufferer July 29, 2010
by angelofsecrets October 17, 2009