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Colonel Sanders

When the creampie is so hot that you lick it off your fingers.

It's" finger licking good".
Dude I'm telling you it was so hot I even gave her a Colonel Sanders.
by Nastyneeder February 8, 2019
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Colonel Clammy

Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.
God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.
by 2moist4u August 16, 2011
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like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?
by bitchuck May 26, 2025
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Colonel Sanders

Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.
"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."
by Tivo Del Nato March 9, 2017
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Colonel Sanders has a wife

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*
by steroidSteve December 6, 2020
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dirty colonel

When a dog gets in the shower whilst it’s owner is stretching his dick out by jamming in the shower door and walking backwards
Ollie recieved a dirty colonel after he rolled around in shit
by Jackson Goodwin August 1, 2022
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