Cincinnati Meathook

To hit someone in the testicles with a pong paddle while they are trying to hang brain. Typically performed out of irritation that the person is too busy laughing at their own testicles to play good pong.
Some pug-faced dude was hanging brain when his partner up and gave him the Cincinnati Meathook.
by GDX98 September 28, 2005
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Cincinnati Bengal

A synonym of butterface, meaning everything looks good but her face. The Cincinnati Bengal reference is used because the team has nice looking uniforms but horrible helmets
Damn, player I got the one on the left and you got the cincinnati bengal.
by Brandon Collet March 23, 2004
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Cincinnati Splitter

When the seam of a guy's tight pants separates his dick from his balls, or his balls from one another.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.
I got rid of those jeans because I realized I was walking around with a Cincinnati Splitter.
by GullibleZine February 22, 2009
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cincinnati steamer

The sexual art of squating over your partner while she performs phillatio on you; while taking a steaming pile of crap on her chest.
Man, that whore I went out with Saturday was so dirty she took a Cincinnati steamer and asked for more!
by Bud E Love May 02, 2003
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Cincinnati Bengals

Oh god damn its too painful to talk about! Ask somebody else for the definition ... :*(
Here at home, the legend of Boomer and company lives on. We faithfully wait, screaming in silence. 89.
by Vapor Trail September 07, 2003
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Cincinnati Bengals

Noun
1)Professional Football team from Cincinnati,Ohio(The greatest city on earth).
2)God's Team
The Cincinnati Bengals are going to win the Super Bowl this year.
by Carson Palmer June 25, 2005
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Cincinnati bearcat

While titty fucking a girl, a guy takes a moist shit in a full ashtray positioned behind him. He quickly surprises her by spreading the gray-brown mixture all over her face, making her look like the grayish brown wild asian bearcat. If you're lucky, she'll have a few cigarette butts mixed in that can be positioned under her nose like whiskers to complete the effect.
First circulated in the Clifton area of Cincinnati, home to the University of Cincinnati, whose school mascot happens to be the Bearcat.
I'm glad you guys always smoke in Shannon's room! Those full ashtrays came in handy last night when I "surprised" her with a Cincinnati bearcat...The way she screamed, she had to love it!
by Doug1287783 October 02, 2006
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