Cannibal

A cannibal is someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter. But no really, cannibals are people who eat people.

"Run! Its a cannibal! He got John! Run!"

by JokesWithFriends July 11, 2023

Cannibal

A more accurately scientific word would be homo sapiens. Scientist spent many years studying Ludwig Feuerbach's phrase "you are what you eat" and concluded that the species homo sapiens refer to cannibals

The cannibal accidentally ate a piece of grass. Making him a hybrid between grass and humans

by Shfsjdbrf March 16, 2022

Cannibal

A psychopath that has desires to consume human flesh in a meal

Dude: Have you seen the homeless guy down the street?
Other Dude: Yeah, I heard rumors that he's a cannibal

by MeatGrease May 4, 2021

Cannibal Logic

!.The logic that if you eat a person they never truly existed
2.A Rock Band band

~created by mike,renee,and nicole

1.Cannibal "who's fred"
other person "dude you ate him"
cannibal " he never existed....Thats cannibal logic"

2.better then carnivorous penguins

by Mike,Renee,Nicole January 8, 2009

Sophisticated Cannibalism

When you commit cannibalism for a reason other than survival, religion or tradition. These often include the taste, the experience, a weird fantasy or other reasons

John: JOE YOU MONSTER, YOU ATE HIM!! YOU ATE JAMES! YOU CRUEL CANNIBAL!
Joe: At least it was Sophisticated Cannibalism, I'm not some primitive monster. I have standards

by SchneemannDerAllerEchte February 25, 2024

Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.

My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.

by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010

Cannibals

You know the horrific thing about cannibals is NOT that they are eating you; it's that YOU know that you're the same but THEY DON'T know that you're the same.

Cannibals "Argh! I'm gonna eat you!"

Food "No! Wait! I'm people too! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023