Callan

fat nerd who likes to play world of warcraft all day and can't get hard inside of his girlfriend. He is one hard lad

guy: callan, why didnt you come into school today?
Callan: I was playing world of warcraft!

by Snoopdogg1234 June 14, 2011

calamatic

root word calamity

1. infamous for causing trouble and harm
2. dangerous but not necessarily bad

That shiz is boombastically calamatic to the hella max!

by Mr. Boombastic November 28, 2004

Calamentrianism

This is the widely accepted belief that Flying Rhinos exhist in a place called Calamentria.

I like flying rhinos

by JOHN MACON May 13, 2005

calamari

squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.

Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."

by James M. May 2, 2003

calamity

when a typhoon occurs from every bodily orfice at once

My calamity was so loud it could be heard for miles, blowing trees over and making puppies go deaf.

by Meghan and Jenny March 21, 2003

Land Calamari

The rubbery ring found nestled between the biscuits. This creature has a voracious appetite. Also known in Latin cultures as Anus Dominum. Butt-hole. Anus. Named for its resemblance to properly prepared calamari at any fine Italian restaurant. Served most often with Arby's Horsey sauce, or Cocktail sauce.

Heath's finger was devoured by the land calamari when he was wiping after a rough poopy.

by Binghamtonian November 16, 2006

CallMeCarson

The man who invented the "wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now" joke.

CallMeCarson: Wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now.

by Squidward™®© May 8, 2020