champagne butthole

When you take a dump and after the solid turd comes out you have explosive diarrhea.

I just had the worst champagne butthole ever. Turd particles splattered everywhere.

by MacDonald Berger August 9, 2015

butthole queef

The sound a girls/guys butthole makes when you cum in there ass and pull out fast .

Guy.*pulls dick out of bullhole after cumming*
What was that sound?
Girl.just my butthole queef :)

by melissaaa923 August 31, 2015

lick the butthole

A metaphor for loving someone with sincerity and longevity

If you really love her, you have to lick the butthole

by Easy129 August 20, 2017

Butthole Opener

Using your butt to open a bottle of beer.

What is my cousin doing pulling his pants down and putting his beer in his asscrack? Oh, he is using his Butthole Opener!

by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018

Stans butthole

The middle cup in beer pong

Hey everyone, I just made STANS BUTTHOLE.

by Legsyy September 23, 2018

WiFi Butthole

The point at which your WiFi signal is total crap but your cell phone refuses to switch over to using cellular data and your connection is useless, e.g., browser is stuck spinning, app is not responsive and won’t load new content.

Jane: Hey Jack, check out this photo I just posted on Instagram.

Jack: I can’t do crap on my phone right now because I’m stuck in the WiFi Butthole outside my home. Give me a minute so my phone will switch to cellular.

by smashdev64 May 25, 2018

Lazy butthole

A non-douched, under-prepared butt
hole.

A butthole that has had no effort in the preparation of a good time.

A tired anus after being used multiple times and losing elasticity, one that has little to no sphincter control and would benefit from a daily ritual of kegals.

That Grindr Boy had an aggressively lazy butthole. Like, we couldn’t even feel each other.

by WayTooDeep February 23, 2019