buttocks guitar

a guitar with buttocks, like the acoustic Jazzerette guitar from Zbiggy Smith: The Belgian Buttocks guitar.

Show me your buttocks guitar.

by Smoke Bosvogel January 19, 2008

Jack Button

The act of ejaculating directly into the navel thus filling the belly button with jape. Only works with an "inny" belly button.

While boinking Bertha, I noticed she had an "inny" belly button with a nice reservoir. So, I pulled out and gave her a Jack Button.

by MiltonHighlander August 20, 2006

The Black Mesa Button

The Black Mesa Button is what Mr. Sentual uses to blend up a G-Man from Half-Life 2 (a parody on youtube about the ever popular Will it Blend series)

Also to be used in situations where something so bad is going to happen and you know it is but you don't give a flying fuck

ex. Gordon Freeman going into the teleporter and it doesn't work (big surprise there)

I think i'll use The Black Mesa Button

They want me to go to Mars in a rinky-dink space-ship and i probably won't come back but i'll just use The Black Mesa Button

by The Oregon Regent May 28, 2009

Belly Button Rape

To put your finger in someone's belly button for more than 8 seconds. It is then classed as rape.

"You put your finger in my belly button for 12 seconds, that counts as belly button rape"

by Raybabe December 17, 2011

button ups

Long sleeve dress shirts with french-style cuffs, usually found in striped patterns and vibrant colors

often worn by pimps; also, replaced throwback jerseys

"can't let a day go
ride without me being fly fresh to death
head to toes till the day I rest
and I don't wear jersey's
im 30 plus
gimmie a crisp pair of jeans
nigga button up's
S.Dot's on my feet
make a sight complete
what more can I say Guru play the beat" --- Jay-Z, What More Can I Say

by Skario December 22, 2004

Side Buttoned

The term used when you call someone and they hit the ignore button on their cell phone, to avoid speaking with you.

The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that.

You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.

Mark: Oh no! Greg is calling
Jessica: Don't answer it!
Mark: Good idea, I'll side button him.

Greg: What the fuck, TWO rings? Fuck Mark for side buttoning me.

by Li Hibbs September 8, 2005

elevator button

An extremely short johnson.

I look down and all I see is an elevator button.

by biffula July 30, 2007