Blendin Blandin

A character from gravity falls

Blendin Blandin is a time traveler

by BBStone HobbyArt February 5, 2018

Bland Mine

Noun. Used to describe situations when you are ambushed by another person (usually an old man), who then proceeds to tell you a suicide-inducingly dull story.

Fred: Yeah, I was just out for a morning run and this guy came out of nowhere and started telling me about his grandkids.

Bill: Looks as if you trod on a Bland Mine.

by Dr.Erdbeer October 25, 2010

Boland

1) a serious suck up
2) an absolute pleb
3) clicks their fingers at people all the fricking time

"Come on, Sam. Don't be a Boland.

by hegsthepleb May 20, 2016

Barbara Bland

A woman who in all aspects of life is plain. She is not an "outside of the box" kind of girl. She always chooses the same dull things and never tries anything different.

Barbara Bland dresses the same, eats the same plain food, and maintains the same simple style through out the years.

Rather than a peppercorn steak and Spicy noodle she is a chicken and rice kind of gal.

I'm having a dinner party tonight, but not sure what to make since Barbara Bland is coming; Toast it is!

by Debbie.D October 30, 2009

blandie

Masturbation using your mouth.

I had some time and I decided on a blandie.

by Mayhem229 October 3, 2013

blandjob

When a face is drawn on the index finger and thumb and the motion resembles the opening and closing of a mouth and creates the appearance of a hand-face giving a blowjob.

"Man that blandjob my girlfriend gave me was really awesome last night~!"

by JJ_McJ May 8, 2008

blandino

A Cuban cuber, they usually have mustaches, and like Jessica

That's one fine blandino

by Nicksucc January 30, 2017