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Roundy Buffet

An un-natural sex act involving hand jobs and a random group of Amish men
Ramee pulled an all night roundy buffet on those dudes
by darth_azul June 8, 2021
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beige buffet

typical English platter, filled with beige food items e.g. smiley face smiley face potato waffles, and chips.
tonight for dinner we have a beige buffet!
by heinzbeanztomatoketch April 26, 2022
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Kugane Buffet

Getting pile-drived by three Far Easten Roegadyn in a brothel.
Yeah man, you should have seen Scarlett at the Kugane Buffet a few bells ago.
by Thedominicanastronaut October 13, 2023
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New Year's Buffet

The first gluttonous feast of the year usually served from around noon to 3pm on January 1st when most New Year's Eve revelers wake up.
We had a wonderfully drunken New Year's Eve and now we're looking forward to New Year's Buffet!
by onehandcrabbing December 31, 2012
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Mongolian Buffet

You call on a friend that is not liked by your circle of friends, but is always around anyway. Get them really drunk. Find a dead girl (don't try at home) and place her freshly (1 to 2 days old is the best) dead body in a different room on a bed. Have several friends hide in the closet of said room. Tell your friend (victom) that there is a really drunk girl in the other room sleeping and if he orally pleasures her he is guarenteed a bit of "the ol' in and out." Now when you friend starts to get busy on her south bound action all you friends come running out the closet and jump on her stomach. This makes all her internal organs (or mong as it's called after death) come out her box and into his mouth! Hence, the Mongolian Buffet.
never heard of anyone doing the Mongolian Buffet, but my ears are open
by yehudah October 24, 2006
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Welcome to old country buffet

when you go to the old country buffet in a large group and your waiter says "Welcome to old country buffet" really slowly.
"Dude, remember welcome to old country buffet. and wait 15 seconds for the ice cream machine, or the fat mechanic."
by #1jolly roger May 11, 2009
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jimmy buffett

One of the best singers/song writers of all time. Much better than the pop singers of today. Has the best concerts ever and it is all LIVE!
Jimmy Buffett is the best singer of all time and you're a crackhead to think otherwise.
by Alex February 20, 2005
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