An euphemism for cunnilingus, oral sex, an act performed by a person on the vulva and/or vagina of a female, the opposite of fellatio. The term was created by “The Man” and has become popular due to its frequent use on the legendary podcast Slacker and The Man. It is important to this podcast not to offend their sensitive listeners, many being doctors and lawyers.
Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A buffalo is an animal that is the size of a very large cow, with shaggy, long, black/brown fur. If you haven’t figured it out yet, buffalo is another euphemism for that treasured part of the female anatomy, the vagina. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a man charging with his face first into a lady’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a woman.
Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A buffalo is an animal that is the size of a very large cow, with shaggy, long, black/brown fur. If you haven’t figured it out yet, buffalo is another euphemism for that treasured part of the female anatomy, the vagina. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a man charging with his face first into a lady’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a woman.
Mashers: "I have a 30 minute minimum when it comes to sex."
The Man: "Does that include headbutting the buffalo?"
The Man: "Ever headbutt the buffalo?"
The Man: "Does that include headbutting the buffalo?"
The Man: "Ever headbutt the buffalo?"
by Mashers69 January 12, 2014
Get the headbutt the buffalo mug.A point in time at which all parts of life and all possible choices/options seem like total shit. As if you were standing in front of a buffet where every dish was a different style of shit.
Fried shit, sauteed shit, shit flambee, shit au gratin, shit con carne, shit with hoisin sauce.
Fried shit, sauteed shit, shit flambee, shit au gratin, shit con carne, shit with hoisin sauce.
I'm late for work because my car won't start, i can't call because my phone is in the house, i locked myself OUT of the house, and nobody is home. Great, now its raining. What a shit buffet.
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Tim was buffet drinking last night at the bar, he went from a Bud Light to a dirty gin martini to a Guinness to a vodka soda and then a scotch on the rocks.
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