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headbutt the buffalo

An euphemism for cunnilingus, oral sex, an act performed by a person on the vulva and/or vagina of a female, the opposite of fellatio. The term was created by “The Man” and has become popular due to its frequent use on the legendary podcast Slacker and The Man. It is important to this podcast not to offend their sensitive listeners, many being doctors and lawyers.

Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A buffalo is an animal that is the size of a very large cow, with shaggy, long, black/brown fur. If you haven’t figured it out yet, buffalo is another euphemism for that treasured part of the female anatomy, the vagina. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a man charging with his face first into a lady’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a woman.
Mashers: "I have a 30 minute minimum when it comes to sex."
The Man: "Does that include headbutting the buffalo?"

The Man: "Ever headbutt the buffalo?"
by Mashers69 January 12, 2014
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Shit buffet

A point in time at which all parts of life and all possible choices/options seem like total shit. As if you were standing in front of a buffet where every dish was a different style of shit.
Fried shit, sauteed shit, shit flambee, shit au gratin, shit con carne, shit with hoisin sauce.
I'm late for work because my car won't start, i can't call because my phone is in the house, i locked myself OUT of the house, and nobody is home. Great, now its raining. What a shit buffet.
by Hoot Hollway December 15, 2008
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buffalo wing

The tastyest frikin things ever invented!
by John sidjf June 11, 2008
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White Buffalo

Someone who is out of your league beautiful, educated, talented, admirable, driven, motivated, outgoing, fun, loving and happy. This is a person you not only admire but for the opposite sex it is similar to the unicorn but has a stronger meaning. A white buffalo is a rare breed. Anyone referred to as a white buffalo is well respected and rare to find. Hold on to a white buffalo if you can!
by rarebreedchick January 19, 2014
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buffet drinking

When an individual is out drinking and chooses to change his or her drink each time a new round is ordered, thus rarely drinking the same thing twice during a multi-drink night.
Tim was buffet drinking last night at the bar, he went from a Bud Light to a dirty gin martini to a Guinness to a vodka soda and then a scotch on the rocks.
by Global Crush January 9, 2009
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buffalo twinkie

when having sex with a fat chick who is eatting fried chicken at the same time but the chicken is satisifing her more than you
dude i was buffalo twinkied by my wife yesterday shit
by rente2121 October 20, 2009
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Bamboo Buffet

When one is having sex with two women at the same time and you alternate between one girl's vagina and the other girl's anus.
Bend over ladies it's time for the bamboo buffet!
by Crustache January 23, 2009
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