A BREXIT Breakfast is any popular Full Irish or Full English Breakfast that costs more after BREXIT or offers less portions.
I woke up April Fools' Day and ordered a BREXIT Breakfast and it cost twice as much as usual and didn't even have any fresh orange juice. What a fucking nightmare.
by No Hemingway November 13, 2018

Carl woke up sporting Breakfast Meat. Not wanting to let something that rigid go to waste, he gave it a good wanking before busting a nut and hitting the shower.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

by SydSydSyd April 28, 2010

by Pripper September 13, 2010

When you wake up in the morning and scrape the fresh morning cheese from last nights activities. Directly from both the tip and surround of the bellend. This is delicious both hot and cold, usually on a platter. Must be presented veiny side up with a side of fresh man yoghurt/girl butter.
by Qwert123Alan January 18, 2019

by BnSDemon March 5, 2023

When you fill her pussy with cereal, then punch her in the stomach so hard it comes shooting back into your mouth.
by Kernobog March 12, 2019
