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BREXIT Breakfast

A BREXIT Breakfast is any popular Full Irish or Full English Breakfast that costs more after BREXIT or offers less portions.
I woke up April Fools' Day and ordered a BREXIT Breakfast and it cost twice as much as usual and didn't even have any fresh orange juice. What a fucking nightmare.
by No Hemingway November 13, 2018
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Breakfast Meat

To wake up sporting morning wood in all its rigid glory.
Carl woke up sporting Breakfast Meat. Not wanting to let something that rigid go to waste, he gave it a good wanking before busting a nut and hitting the shower.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
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Canadian Breakfast

Having a sexual Encounter with a male with only one nut.
"How was sex with Lance, last night"
" Oh pretty good, for a Canadian Breakfast."
by SydSydSyd April 28, 2010
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Bachelors Breakfast

When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.
I had a bachelors breakfast this morning with Jessica Alba :)
by bang blake December 30, 2008
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Breakfast Bear

a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).
John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.

Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.

Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?

John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!

***smokes weed***

Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?

Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!

John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!
by weezy_beezy May 15, 2009
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Tart's Breakfast

I'm fucking starving, all I've had today is a Tart's Breakfast.

What's that?

A Redbull and a fag.
by Pripper September 13, 2010
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Cheesy Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning and scrape the fresh morning cheese from last nights activities. Directly from both the tip and surround of the bellend. This is delicious both hot and cold, usually on a platter. Must be presented veiny side up with a side of fresh man yoghurt/girl butter.
I had a really filling cheesy breakfast this morning.
by Qwert123Alan January 18, 2019
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