Wowsers Bowsers

A seemingly innocent phrase, often used in pervasive situations. It can be used as an explanation of joy or excitement, but it is more commonly used to remark on a female's body.

1. WOWSERS BOWSERS! How does she fit all that in them jeans?

2. (Slightly less perverted)
NickNick (MyMy) had a wowsers bowsers moment when Kristin shared his drink at the movies.

3. (No perverted connotation)
Wowsers bowsers, I am so sloshed from those XS energy drinks; honestly, out of my mind right now.

by RedLeader80 October 22, 2008

305 Bowler

Someone that always has a one up story better than yours that makes no sense.

You: "The other day I bowled a 300! It was Sweet."
305 Bowler: "Oh Yeah, I once bowled a 305"

You: "I had 3 beers and was feeling it"
305 Bowler: "Me and my buddy were feeling it after we finished a keg between the 2 of us."

by GilMo702 October 14, 2008

Gay Bowser

Teen slang used for describing rough gay cactus sex, Most commonly used by Gay Males wanting to feel some extra erotic pleasure.

"Me and my homie John are ganna hang out later for some gay bowser mom"
"Hey Daniel, wanna do some gay bowser when my mom falls asleep?"

by Dr. Edward Robins Of NASA February 23, 2021

Boozeroo

A drinking spree; A party where one cannot stop drinking due to peer pressure until one either passes out or is wheel-barreled to a nearby hospital.

While partying, his friends smashed the pin-ball machine to splinters during their severe episode of boozeroo.

by Slimshadowful April 30, 2011

Bowerbag

The award-winning messenger bag, backpack, and saddlebag all in one. Carry everything! It's a transforming modular courier bag, aka "The World's Greatest Backpack;" it's what cool urban dwellers, bikers, students, green advocates, outdoorsy types and the like use to cart around all their stuff. Customize-able zip-in/zip-out front plates with edgy graphics designed by up-and-coming artists. Also has revolutionary, snap-in/snap-out accessories when you need your bag to do more, or something totally different.

That is one sweet Bowerbag you have there, my friend!

by Bowerbag fanatic February 19, 2012

Bowser

A turtle like creature that is most like a rapist. He is known for finessing Mario's fine bitch Peach and aggressively molesting her.

Damn Bowser thinks peach is thicc.

by mrkrabs420 November 18, 2018

Weak Boozer

1. An individual who cannot keep up with the group/crowd while drinking alcohol.

2. One who wuss's out early when a group is getting their drink on.

It's 11:00 and Bob is leaving the bar because he is too drunk after only 3 beers! What a Weak Boozer!

by theapeman May 6, 2009