bowel hits

The act of inserting a "whip" (vaporizer inhalation tube) into the anal orifice and 'Vaping' (inhaling the vapor of) Cannabis through the act of heating the dry herb, stopping before the point of combustion.

Ex.1: Jeff turned on the vaporizer, it heated up, and Everyone , anus out, lined up to take "bowel hits."
Ex.2: sometimes you don't want to share the same anal whip when taking "bowel hits."

by Deviant 4321 December 30, 2016

Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool

King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.

by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024

bowel skin

the shit that comes off dog dick when you neuter them

i just cut off my dogs balls and his bowel skin went everywhere

by i_lick_midget_ass August 13, 2023

boweling ball

A dump that is so big and painful that it feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.

I gained a newfound respect for mothers after I crapped out a boweling ball.

by Arnie Grape May 19, 2021

ICBM: Inter-Continental Bowel Movement

Taking a shit on an inter-Continental flight.

FYI: Use with caution, since "ICBM "is also the acronym for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.

Do NOT go into the restroom: that guy just dropped a nasty ICBM: Inter-Continental Bowel Movement.

by NeologianPJG January 28, 2024

Blue bowels

Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.

“Omg our food is coming!”
“Fuck, it’s not ours. I have blue bowels.”

by Theboyssssssss February 27, 2022

The Bowel Report

The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.

Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.

by Arrackon May 29, 2010