chocolate shrimp boating

sticking ur big toe in someones ass and then sticking it in someones mouth

susan stuck her big toe in dwight ass then put it in his mouth. He sure does like chocolate shrimp boating.

by misfit7 December 13, 2010

Powder-butting

A person who is a powder-butt that is saying he/she's not a powder-butt that is powder-butting

I'm not a powder-butt, dude your powder-butting. Why are you powder-butting?

by Mtsul June 6, 2010

Tug boating

The act of masterbation to a man whilst he is walking. Tug boating

Hey Ash, Would you mind tug boating me down the street since it's dark?

Sure, I have no beef with that. Don't worry my tug boating skills have excelled since the last late night walk we had.

by JB YO January 19, 2011

butting the rug

Praying, Muslim style. So called because of the way the forehead touches the prayer mat when performing salah, one of the five pillars of Islam

I used to be a Muslim, but I got tired of butting the rug five times a day.

by j&mo April 19, 2008

Thai Batting Practice

The act of a women shooting a ping pong ball from her cunt and then guy hitting the ball with his dick

I was hitting bombs when i did a Thai batting practice with that bitch

by HEYBIGGUY March 22, 2010

Nigger Boating

When a lit joint or blunt starts to only burn on one side. This term is a racial derivation of the term canoeing; this is because black people cannot afford boats, only canoes.

Oh shit Jim! That there joint is Nigger Boating!

by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement December 14, 2009

batting

To hang upside down in a bat like position with you arms in a v shape against your hips. Pictures will then be taken and uploaded to social networking sites. The more unusual the position and place, the better the batting.

John: Yo, bros! Wanna go out and do some planking tonight?

Jeff: No way homeslice, we should do owling instead!

Jimmy: You two are both wrong! We gotta be doing batting now, planking and owling are so 2010!

John: You want me to go batting? That sounds gay.

Jimmy: I'll do some batting off your bunk bed if you don't shut up.

John: Come in my room and I'll fucking kill you.

Jimmy: I love you

John: Get out

by vid811 July 26, 2011