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bonering

The act of hands-free, semi-masturbation between two dudes.
Two (or more) guys rubbing their penises against each other.
"Did you guys fuck last night?"
"No, we spent most of the time bonering."
"Awesome!"
by jdandy January 19, 2010
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boner

A "boner" is when men get erections when they see hot and busty women, and when they think about erotic thoughts.
Dude, I had a mean boner last night, I squirted cum all of my girlfriends face. Then she begged for more.
by Cousin Joe August 31, 2007
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boners

A group of musicians who play the trombone. Usually used in an informal context, such as marching.
The flutes screwed up another chart that the boners set perfectly.
by POKETNRJSH September 16, 2008
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boner

a stupid mistake made by males when they see a thicc bih
"bro cover your boner bro she's looking"
by www.phub.com September 12, 2017
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boner

What men get when they see something sexual
men have 206 bones but when i see u 207
boner
by baize the cazza March 16, 2020
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Bonered

past tense; the act of having a boner.
"Dude! I am so bonered right now from watching that video!"

"You can't go to the beach without getting bonered can you?"
by onlyonepost August 24, 2011
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bonering

noun. the action of getting a boner. what happens when a guys sees any really hot chick.
Dude! Check out that fine ass over there maan, I think I'm bonering!
by FatalError March 10, 2004
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