5 block

to steal a high 5 intended for another person the consequence is to suck the blocker dry

when tok uuuaak 5 blocked luis, luis had to suck tok uuuaak dry

by pacoishere October 10, 2008

stalk-block

When you're facebook stalking someone, but their pictures are hidden from non-friends.

Hot girl? Check.
Tagged in the picture? Check.
Clickin' to her profile? Check.

...

Aww, what the heck? I can't see her pictures! Stupid stalk-block!

by pookywb December 14, 2010

Croc Block

When you go out in a group and one of your friends wears crocs, thereby preventing anyone in the group from getting tail.

"Omg, I can't believe you let her go out in those tonight. Total Croc block."

by Srizie January 25, 2009

Cock-on-the-Block

To show appropriate commitment; to put your money where your mouth is; to commit

"Are you saying we'll get this return on the investment. Are you prepared to put your cock-on-the-block here?"

by hicksandhudson September 16, 2014

Cloth blocked

When someone wears the same or similar piece of clothing to the same outing you are at, effectively stopping you from wearing it.

I was totally going to wear my red dress shirt tonight, but Dave cloth blocked me.

by k3fernan May 31, 2010

Bean Blocked

similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.

Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"

Blaze: .........

Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.

by dominickers October 08, 2011

On the block shook

One becomes on the block shook when they are unable to successfully function in everyday life. One can also become on the block shook after consuming too much alcohol/drugs.

"ayo, chris just smoked like ten blunts, is he aight?"
"nah he's on the block shook"

by sameyex3 April 30, 2014