Giving birth to a Marine

To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.

Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"

by Frainslug December 28, 2005

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Birthday britches

a lot like the birthday suit, birthday britches are when you wear a shirt on your upper body while leaving your lower body completely bare.

I think Mr. Smith is getting senile because the other day he got his mail in his birthday britches.

by Vollmer87 January 27, 2009

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A mini-midlife crisis suffered by someone around the vicinity of their birthday.

Symptoms may include paranoia, aggression, grumpiness, obnoxiousness, an inflated sense of self worth, general annoying behavior.

Generally causes by the realization of turning another year older, but can sometimes be brought on by the odd actions of friends attempting to plan a surprise party.

It's the time of year that Matt starts to act like a right fool, talking himself up, acting like he's all that. Wait, it's nearly his birthday - he's having another birthday breakdown!

Sally's friends are acting so weird around her, she's starting to have a birthday breakdown.

by Stephii Mendez January 28, 2009

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biothc

A very very bad spelling of bitch. Normally used during Facebook chats.

TeaJay: ur such a biothc
Craig: wtf is a biothc
TeaJay: oh, ooops, i speld bitch rong
Craig: uh, ya, you did.

by craigiecowman March 29, 2009

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Birthing Madonna's children

Taking a huge dump/shit, after a huge meal. Usually happens after eating mexican food, or ridiculously large burgers. Causes environmental hazard by spread of stink fumes, that travel at fast speeds within a house. Effect can be reduced with the use of air fresheners.

Frank: Dude, the whole house stinks, and the toilet is clogged.
Guy: Yeah man! I ate too much last night, and so I was birthing Madonna's children all morning.

by B:ss February 14, 2010

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birthday gras

A week long 'festival' surrounding a persons birthday. Typically celebrated by egocentric people who are still small children, and think their birthday of such importance that it should be celebrated with a week.

P1: "My birthday gras has started yay!"
P2: "I thought your birthday was next week"
P1: "I am so special that I need a week to celebrate my birth"
P2 (to self): "What a loser"

by Anon7465835 March 14, 2010

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