Bebel

the thing you can remember the name of or the word that is to hard to say you just wanna call it something else

i need to use your Bebel,

why do you even have that Bebel

by danielwellz May 20, 2023

Tom Bekelaar

The type of person who uses a lanyard for sexual pleasure, and sends nudes from angles which makes their balls look massive, and their penis tiny.

Molly: Hey Christopher get a look at that Tom Bekelaar!
Christopher: Holy crap that lanyard is tied tight around his balls!
Molly: They're going to explode! They seem bigger than someone who'd never had a wank before!

by DO DA DOO DOO January 19, 2015

boobs-beeline

Refers to the "standard" route that a typical horny guy's hands follow after first greeting a newly-met lady who is endowed with an ample chest --- the moment he finishes giving her a "hello hug", he immediately drops his arms and reaches up under her blouse to savoringly cup her big warm luscious chest-pillows (as have innumerable other flesh-craving guys before him. no doubt, which of course is likely one of the main reasons that the gal's tits have become so bountifully-big to begin with, what with so many guys' having delightedly played with them in past years). Well, maybe you really can't blame da dude very much... if da gal's "girls" are just perkily sticking right out there all huge and obvious, it's almost as if she's "presenting" or "offering" her chest-meat to him, and so how can he resist reaching out and "accepting" what she's seemingly holding out for him to grasp??

Buxom gal, speaking in a slightly-disgusted-but-amused tone after a new guy has performed a boobs-beeline with his hands just moments after walking in her front door for the first time: "Yeah, yeah, yeah... just like all da typical guys --- give her a hug and then head straight for da boobs!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2019

beelzebug

Information Age technology that has diabolic or infernal applications, especially if it can be interpreted as prophecied in the The Book of Revelations.

"While many Americans, including many Christians, joke about the Rapture, End Times and now the illicit use of RFID implants--the word Beelzebugs suddenly comes to mind--there are, by Mr. O'Leary's account, 'tens of millions' who don't consider RFID the stuff of mirth." - From the Online Wall Street Journal, 2005.12.30

by simon @kins December 31, 2005

Beelzebub

An archaic term for Satan
Often used in the context of...
...never used.

Beelzebub... Beelzebub... I can't think of any sentence that uses the word Beelzebub.

by Ostrich June 22, 2003

Bedellism

A never ending explanation or phrase, or could be a word totally made up, to make ones self sound more intelligent then the audience.

"During the PowerPoint class, I counted four bedellism's."

by SnowBoating June 6, 2015

Begel

Similar to the vaginal excercise known as the “kegel”, the begel is an excercise performed by mans specifically for the anus also known as boy pussy.

Oh my daddy mark really wrecked my bussy last night, I’m gonna need to do my begels to get it ready for him again!

by Binktender July 24, 2018