Benedict Cucumbercabbagepatch

Benedict Cumberbatch but better

Benedict Cucumbercabbagepatch can't say the word penguin

by anonymous December 16, 2023

Benedict

He's a nice guy. He can be quite when you meet him but once you get to know him he is the loudest person you known

A Benedict all together is a great guy

by Harry is a bit weird September 24, 2020

Benedict Bongerbatch

The best,smoothest bong on the planet made with German reinforced glass combined with ash catcher and charcoal filter. Absolute masterpiece.

I cannot wait to hang out with Matheus and smoke out of his Benedict Bongerbatch.

by MLCANADA May 12, 2018

Eggs Benedict

Synonymous with blowjob, as a rare plasure in life

Blowjobs are like eggs benedict, I haven't had either since I have been married

by Conefree December 28, 2024

St Benedict’s

A school where half of the students are clinically retarded and are not even funny

The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.

Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.

A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.

Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)

Mr W**** (English)

Ms **s**o* (English)

Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more

Hall of fame (using descriptions)

Mr religious but fun

Dr Italian and charming

Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong

St Benedict’s is not really worth it

by Jared the wanking pelican September 24, 2023

Benedict Cucumber

Benedict Cumberbatch's real identity

Person A: Omg, have you seen Benedict Cucumber?!
Person B: Yesss! Omg, he is such a cucumber, I wanna marry him yoo

by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023

Benedicting

To outright betray someone.

Mr. Arnold went on a Benedicting spree and joined the British red coats.

by Jahamez July 21, 2025