St Benedict’s

A school where half of the students are clinically retarded and are not even funny

The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.

Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.

A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.

Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)

Mr W**** (English)

Ms **s**o* (English)

Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more

Hall of fame (using descriptions)

Mr religious but fun

Dr Italian and charming

Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong

St Benedict’s is not really worth it

by Jared the wanking pelican September 24, 2023

Eggs Benedict

A tasty American kind of breakfast similar to Eggs & Bacon.

Eggs Benedict is also known as Michael Afton in Five Night’s At Freddy’s or in the Afton Family.

by ISoWeird November 6, 2021

Benedict Cumberbatch

A very very handsome british men,that's also known for playing famouse roles Like Sherlock or Dr. Strange.

Person 1: Hii do you know Benedict Cumberbatch?
Me: oh you mean my beautiful,loving, british,Person with the best Name,husband?
Person 1: yeah....I'm not gonna ask again

by Benedict's Cumberbitch June 30, 2020

Benedict Cumberbatch

Large compound noun with the following meanings :
Benedict : Bened/dict : Bend your dick
Cumberbatch : Cum/er/batch : Cum in her batch
Benedict Cumberbatch then means Bend your dick, cum in her batch.

To make your girlfriend (even if you don't have one because you're probably lonely searching here) pregnant, Benedict Cumberbatch.

by Tyouking January 19, 2019

Seggs Benedict

Basically an eggs benedict but instead of hollandaise sauce, its cum.

We only have 2 eggs for poaching, guess we'll have to have seggs benedict instead, Horatio

by kittbitch March 22, 2023

Benedict wel

Mercatoribus. Ben is in love with any guy but especially the people called Ricky. Ben has such a miniature dick and masturbates on the weekends

Benedict wel: daddy chilllll

by Ozzyyyyyyy June 9, 2021

Benedicte

A teenage girl with many emotions. Drinks much ice tea and eats chocolate. She is always busy watching Netflix.

Person: what did you do last night?

*drank ice tea while she watched Netflix with her chocolate*

Benedicte: What do you think?

by Jeg.yeeta.ut.av.mamma October 10, 2018