by ISoWeird November 6, 2021
Get the Eggs Benedict mug.A school where half of the students are clinically retarded and are not even funny
The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.
Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.
A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.
Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)
Mr W**** (English)
Ms **s**o* (English)
Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more
Hall of fame (using descriptions)
Mr religious but fun
Dr Italian and charming
Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong
The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.
Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.
A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.
Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)
Mr W**** (English)
Ms **s**o* (English)
Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more
Hall of fame (using descriptions)
Mr religious but fun
Dr Italian and charming
Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong
by Jared the wanking pelican September 24, 2023
Get the St Benedict’s mug.Someone who betrays everything they stand for seemingly out of the blue. Generally used in a political context.
Originated from the real Benedict Arnold, an American general in the Revolutionary War who famously betrayed America.
Originated from the real Benedict Arnold, an American general in the Revolutionary War who famously betrayed America.
Dude 1: did you hear about biden changing his opinion about gay marriage
Dude 2: that was decades ago faggot
Dude 1: He's still a dirty benedict arnold.
Dude 2: that was decades ago faggot
Dude 1: He's still a dirty benedict arnold.
by Officer Nigger Hater. September 8, 2023
Get the Benedict arnold mug.When your partner (guy/girl) purposely creams gallons on your testicles (eggs); i.e., hollandaise sauce overflowing poached eggs. Why Detroit? Who knows? But there’s lots of sticky handed tweekers there. Now your egg-hair is a mess, just like the tweekers. Time to shave!
Dude, that girl was so turned on last night that she insisted on giving me the old Detroit Eggs Benedict.
by TJO - DP January 16, 2025
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Get the Benedict mug.Holy Benedict is like the term of holy crap or shit. But holy Benedict you can use it without knowing you are swearing
Ex:
"Holy Benedict! You look good!"
"holy Benedict! I'm screwed."
Ex:
"Holy Benedict! You look good!"
"holy Benedict! I'm screwed."
by Triple_21 October 22, 2018
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