beatcock syndrome

you beat your cock until it bleeds

my cock hurts bro i think its bleeding do i have beatcock syndrome?

by beatcock syndrome April 12, 2022

beathoven

Beethoven’s younger and more violent brother, who makes sick beats but not it the way you think.

Beethoven: I may not be able to hear but god dayum I make my shit on point
Beathoven: *beats the ever living fuck out of Beethoven, despite being deaf*

by Mr. Suitsland May 24, 2022

beatopia

Beatopia is the upcoming second studio album by Filipino-British singer songwriter beabadoobee. It will be released under the independent label Dirty Hit on July 15, 2022. On January 7, 2021, Bea teased with an Instagram post that “new mooosic soon”.

cool person: have u listened to the new beabadoobee album?
other cool person: oh yea beatopia. I haven't yet...
cool person: omg me too!! wanna listen together? :)
other cool person: ❤️

by ratboy13 July 27, 2022

Beatson

Best dude you will ever meet

Hands down

The beatson is the best bloke
Beatson’s are the best

by King 143 October 4, 2022

beatyourassaphobia

The fear of getting your ass beat repeatedly

I'm going to instill you with beatyourassaphobia if you don't know your shit off!

by Galathynius05 November 25, 2022

Mad Beatdown

A token or offering of your friendship to someone you don't know and vice-versa.

Hey man, do you want a mad beatdown?

No, what the hell's your problem?

by pseudonym696969696969696969 February 14, 2009

Hanger Beatdown

When, after doing laundry, you are hanging up your clothes but can't fit the hanger in, so you must hit it back and forth against the other clothes to try and squeeze it in.

I was doing laundry yesterday, and I had to do a Hanger Beatdown just to hang up my shirt!

you have to many clothes and whine a lot....

by Doesntunderstandusernames November 21, 2010