(v.) The act of violently throwing oneself upon and repeatedly thrusting an unsuspecting victim, often done to wake a sleeping victim up.
(n.) An activity involving a group of people participating in the above actions.
Battlesex often results in repeated attempts upon a selected target or target over several days, which sometimes results in "teams" forming and plotting how to successfully battlesex each other. Battlesex often occurs at camps where large groups of people are sleeping in the same room, or connected rooms, and sometimes evolves into a war of many battles, sabotage of sleeping arrangements and psychological warfare.
(n.) An activity involving a group of people participating in the above actions.
Battlesex often results in repeated attempts upon a selected target or target over several days, which sometimes results in "teams" forming and plotting how to successfully battlesex each other. Battlesex often occurs at camps where large groups of people are sleeping in the same room, or connected rooms, and sometimes evolves into a war of many battles, sabotage of sleeping arrangements and psychological warfare.
Paul: "Whoa, did you see that this morning? James got a big run-up and did a full bellyflop-to-battlesex on John"
Daniel: "Oh wow. I am SO gonna get him tonight when he goes to sleep. Nobody EVER expects BATTLESEX!
Daniel: "Oh wow. I am SO gonna get him tonight when he goes to sleep. Nobody EVER expects BATTLESEX!
by Spud of Doom December 9, 2008
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Isaac has kankles and is bad at black ops so he plays battlefield... battlefield players are garbage
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person: damn, now i know you will kick my ass on COD every time..
person: damn, now i know you will kick my ass on COD every time..
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Oh, I can't play golf with you this afternoon. My wife's mother is coming over -- and I've got to try to be nice to the old battle axe!
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Mrs. Maloney's keeping the whole department working this weekend and says no one can take vacation time until these orders are processed -- the old battle axe!
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Mrs. Maloney's keeping the whole department working this weekend and says no one can take vacation time until these orders are processed -- the old battle axe!
by Jay Young April 28, 2004
Get the battle_axe mug.An FPS that has a fan base of adults who act like children and will argue to the grave about how much better it is then any other video game because they suck at playing everything else. It is an "ok" game, the only thing that is good with battlefield are the graphics. Also, fans of battlefield will argue that it is better then Call of Duty, but in reality, they just suck at Call of Duty and are butt-hurt, so they have to play a game that requires less skill to be "good". I like both battlefield titles and Call of Duty titles. I honestly just find battlefield games too easy to play, so I play other FPS games in general so I can have a challenge. Sorry to those who are butt-hurt because I want a challenge.
Guy1: "Hey man, you want to play some battlefield 3 with me?"
Guy2: "No thanks, I'm going to play something that requires more skill; like Call of Duty."
Guy2: "No thanks, I'm going to play something that requires more skill; like Call of Duty."
by Mr. HappySauce May 23, 2014
Get the Battlefield 3 mug.A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014
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