one armed bandit

A slot machine, Named after the 'old' era of slot machines with the arm on the side you pulled down. This was prior to modern era push button machines.

That slot-jockey has been playin the one armed bandit for hours.

one armed bandit by PG January 26, 2003

Arse Bandit 

Slang Phrase - Derogatory - Meaning Homosexual

Arse (meaning bottom, bum, rectum, anus)
Bandit (as in thief, Highway man, mugger)

You fucking Arse Bandit! Shit off!

Arse Bandit by homo-humper October 1, 2004

The Ilinois Enema Bandit 

Michael Kenyon - NOT a fictional character but a genuine (well-documented) burglar who assaulted female victims by forcibly administering enemas to them during robberies.

"The Ilinois Enema Bandit...a true American folk hero! You've heard of Richard Nixon, this guy is even better!" - Zappa

The Ilinois Enema Bandit by Noxema-Tapioca May 21, 2009

dick bandit 

a huge slut who goes for every dick out there! popularized by juvenile's song entitled back that ass up

damnnnnnnn that gurl is a dick bandit, she hooked up with everyone

dick bandit by dstets April 3, 2008

Coke-can Bandit

An unidentified person who secretly leaves large unflushable shits in the toilets at work

'No way! It could be Belpop, Kennard or Hughsey but Backholer is far too skinny to be a coke-can bandit'

Coke-can Bandit by BDAdmin March 24, 2009

Best Friend Bandit

A person who has a new best friend every week. They typically go for those who give them the most attention.

"That girl is such a best friend bandit. She's with a new girl every week."

1: "I like your shoes!"
2: "Really? Wanna be my best friend!!!???

Best Friend Bandit by lalalagirl49850934850 January 30, 2010

backseat bandit 

a woman who gives that good suck in the backseat of a red porsche in an alleyway at dusk

Ayyy mate i found a right good lass n she became a backseat bandit it was amazing

backseat bandit by terrry woowow January 17, 2020