Nudge and burst policy

A policy that should be introduced by the UK government to “stop the boats”. A boat that enters UK national waters is nudged back a couple of times and if it does not then retreat to France the boat is then nudged back and burst ensuring no more illegal immigrants, including pikeys, get to Blighty.

Fuck off you pikey bastards or we will implement our nudge and burst policy …

by Cheshire Hardman November 16, 2023

Anal bursts

When you deal pot, get caught by the copies, get sent to prison and get analy penetrated by a large black fellow and you end up getting the anal bursts.

Preston: I'm gunna deal some dope to make extra cash for a PS4

Me: You're gunna get those anal bursts man

by Ripuranus March 23, 2016

Burst

A girl who’s pretty and cool all in one. She knows what’s happening.

Aye, that Jackie she’s proper burst.

by CatMan1996: January 4, 2019

Shower Burst

When you _bust_ a nut in the shower faucet.

_broooo!_ we saw him do a shower burst last night!

by magictheduncaning323 May 6, 2023

Burst a testicle

To get pissed off by sth/smb so hard that you feel your balls hurt and realised you literally bursted a testicle.

Usage of burst a testicle
Dude, you saw that shit on tv? It pissed me off so bad.
You tell me? I almost bursted a f**king testicle!

by Autistic Crusader March 13, 2019

burst-fern

another way to say "best friend"

Girl 1: I love you, burst-fern
Girl 2: Love you, too!

by SamLizJohn November 27, 2010

burst n’ slurp

popping a cyst and slurpin that shit

yo he just hit that burst n’ slurp damnnnnn

by popnslopper November 26, 2018