Boner

I gave a dude a boner once. I made a big mistake.

Dude: you gave me a boner
Me: i made a mistake.

by i made a mistake October 29, 2019

Boner

A word to describe someone who thinks they’re hot shit but in reality they’re an annoying tool.

Gary: have you ever met “the Butch dog”?
Andrew: no but he sounds like a huge boner, who would refer to themself in the third person like that on a regular basis?

by Mkejne April 2, 2020

boner

a middle schooler's worst nightmare and a geezer's best friend

popping boners is very healthy...there shouldn't be so much gosh darn shame in it.

by Texas Man October 21, 2017

bonering

Buffering media footage as it is downloaded, specifically for pornographic material (e.g. a video)

I was readying my supplies as the porno was bonering. It was a large file, so there was a lot of bonering.

by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010

Boner

when ur pp popping out of ur shorts

Me: Did u know that jeans can hide ur boner?

by *Peeing with a boner* January 23, 2019

boner

A snowboarding trick where the rider stands straight up, similar to an erect penis, while in the air

I just popped a sick boner over that jump

by Ben Clorite January 10, 2006

boner

a man gets a boner when he gets sexually excited about something.

His penus goes erect and sticks up
he can vene start shaking because of the loss of control

geogrpahy teacher: that girl is hot
hot girl: hey mr.

geography teacher: aaaaaahh OH MY DAIIZ! STOP IVE GOT A BONER
hot girl: :$

by mynameisjul May 20, 2009