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blooming cunt

Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.
Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming
by BigDaddy Double J April 14, 2016
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madison bloom

she is a rude, swearing girl who thinks she is cool at but everyone hates her
by hippommmm October 11, 2020
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Blooming Prairie MN

A place that will kick your child out of school because they dont meet gpa criteria. Instead of giving them any form of help they give you a temporary IEP until they can find somewhere to put your under-achieving child. Almost on all occasions a blooming prairie MN has shitty dine in aswell. All food is moldy.
My child was just blooming prairie MN'D time to find a place where he/she is appreciated.
by Sirhardknocks January 30, 2021
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bloom soon

When a plant blossoms early according to seasonal norms.
That garden experienced a bloom soon with many of the plants it features.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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Bloom-Bloom Head

Typically used in place of Butt Head,beacuse one's mother does not allow the word Butt Head to be used in her presence.
You are a Bloom-Bloom Head!
by Jessica Garcia June 11, 2008
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Blooming

Aw fuck dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!
by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024
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Melodic Bloom

the feeling you get in your mind when you hear a rhythm and it just hits that "funny spot"
i was listen to juice and shiii made me have a whole Melodic Bloom- dead ass how i made this word/phrase
by Jr rhythm March 18, 2024
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