banana blender

bizzy d...not only does this mean a slutty hoe bag, but it also means a the act of a female/male putting their partner's penis in her/his mouth a moving her/his head to apply shaking to the penis(like a blender)...thankyou for that experience bizzy d!

I want my first banana blender to be from a redhead..they're so hot!

by Mark Jr April 21, 2004

frog in a blender

Having intense, unproductive repetitive / obsessive thoughts.

John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."

Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"

by mynameismark September 1, 2005

puntang fender blender

puntang fender blender... stik ur wang up a gals pussy swirl it round a bit stik it up her ass punch her in back of head whip out quickly (pink sock) and stick remains in blender and use for lube

this slut pissed me off so i decided too puntang fender blender her... she cried and i now have a damn criminal record

by nudger1107(Y) January 29, 2009

Blender Guse

a wussy ass snitch who makes up crap, just to get someone arrested. He also hides behind his boyfriends.

Guse would be scared to fight someone so he brings his boyfriends with him.

by polt May 8, 2005

The Blender

(noun)

The Blender is the most amazing group of people known to mankind. Each person in the group must go through initiation, pick a fruit, and go through extensive Blender training. Participating in Blender meetings and memorizing the many rules of the blender is mandatory. The Blender strives to make this world a better place, one fruit at a time. It will change you're life.

Dan: "Whoa! Those people look like the most *amaaazziiinng*, intelligent, hilarious people I've ever seen. They couldn't possibly be from this planet"

Brandon: "Yup, that's App and Naner from The Blender. I wish I could be in the Blender"

by Nappers October 8, 2011

Raging cunt blender

When you punch a girl in the cunt so hard she rages and screams louder than a blender.

The act of punching a girl in the cunt as hard as you can to successfully make her become a raging cunt blender.

by BeatingUpMidgets June 27, 2016

boner blinded

The act of blinding a female with your sicilian boner while she is in the region of your crotch nether-region ready to suck your dick.

Bob: Yo sally, why you wearing that eye patch?
Sally: Fabricio boner blinded me last night
Bob: ...but you still sucked his dick right?
Fabricio: haha... you suck dick well for a blind girl... better than Helen Keller

by Dirty Vero April 15, 2008