birdseyebitch

A girl usually fat, who takes photo's only from an almost 'birdseye' view looking up facially to the camera to give the illusion that they are indeed not fat (as it hides their body and likely double chin). The more birdseyebitch photos they have on their facebook or dating profile the more likely they are to be a fattie.

Girl talking to herself: Gosh I'm so fat..... how do I hide my giant body and double chin? Hmmmm... I know I'll take some birdseyebitch photos, that will hide my true figure and guys will think I'm hot on my Facebook page.

by Barbarash September 30, 2011

Birded

1: To catch a case or to be convicted of a crime.

2: To murder, shank, or jump

1: You heard? Terry got birded by the feds.

2: Fam, you got birded? By who? You good??

by Mandem609 April 11, 2021

Bridie

slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.

she drives me crazy, shes such an Bridie.

by Panda_RAWR December 1, 2007

Captain Birdseye

Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page

Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases

by Psychologist October 11, 2003

Birding out

Birding out is another slang term for nodding out(on opiates for example) common mostly in southern VA.
This term came about from watching a bird one day while nodding out.

Man after 2 opanas and a couple xanaxs I was birding out.

by Tom Jekins February 24, 2010

Birdfeeding

The act of a woman feeding a man his own cum from her mouth.

"Dude, I jizzed in tracy's mouth yesterday and she fed it to me via mouth. Birdfeeding is amazing!"

by Chris the Pussy popper August 11, 2015

biddie

A biddie, while difficult to define accurately while avoiding confusion, is a college age female who falls under some, most, or all of these descriptions.

-often short/petite
-gullible, easily tricked
-wears spandex pants, a miniskirt barely covering the vag, or anything from American Apparel
-footwear consists of Uggs, boots with fur on them, heels, or some combination of the three
-enjoys Biddie Songs (Low by Flo Rida ft. T-pain, Shake That by Eminem ft. Nate Dogg, etc)
-at least 80% of their facebook pictures would render them unemployable if leaked
-does not remember the last weekend that did not involve a hangover
-the couches in the G street basement are equivalent to a 5-Star Resort
-dreams of being a woman from Desperate Housewives
-Smirnoff Ice = ideal pregame
-"so what's your major?" is absolutely a legit pickup line
-wakes up in weird places
-the purpose of the bathroom/kitchen sink is obviously as a courtesy for you when you get sick
-resides in the Burlington, VT area during the academic semester

The theme for Saturday's party is "Dude Bros and Biddie Hoes"

by Mavstar January 28, 2009