A Bill Clinton is when you squeeze your dogs anal gland and he cums on your bitches blouse. An ode to the stain on the Blue dress. They said it was Bill but really it was the family dog. Bill was squeezing on the glands.
by ChronosOm February 21, 2021
Joel, Joey and Diego were all playing Mario cart one night when Joel asked if anyone has heard of a gay bill Clinton? They responded no. Joel explained and to Joel's surprise they wanted to participate. So Diego put a cigar in Joey's asshole and smoked his cock like a cigar. Being defined as the gay bill Clinton
by Uncle_Shafunkle February 23, 2024
When two homoerotic men undress one man sticks a cigar in the other man's asshole while sucking his cock and smokes his cock like a cigar.
Joel, Diego and Joey were all hanging out playing Mario cart. Joel asked the others if they ever heard of the gay bill Clinton? Both replied no. So Joel explained the meaning and both Joey and Diego said they wanted to try. Diego proceeded to stick a cigar in Joey's ass while sucking his cock like a cigar
the act of intentionally ejaculating on a piece of clothing, preferably on a blue dress. May also be used as a noun (Bill Clinton) to describe the ejaculate.
Person 1: "Oh yeah! Taste my Bill Clinton!" *ejaculates*
Person 2: "Eric! Are you Bill Clintoning It again?"
Person 3: "Damn it Eric you Bill Clintoned on my favorite dress!"
Person 2: "Eric! Are you Bill Clintoning It again?"
Person 3: "Damn it Eric you Bill Clintoned on my favorite dress!"
by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023
by J. Kirschbaum February 15, 2022
by J. Kirschbaum February 15, 2022
A defense strategy where one seeks to extricate oneself from a bad situation by claiming to be innocent by (a usually absurd) technicality. Named for former US president Bill Clinton, who popularized this strategy in the 1990s with his creative explanations for how he didn't actually smoke weed because he didn't "inhale", and most infamously, how he didn't technically lie when he said there is no sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky because "it depends on what the definition of "is" is."
Person 1: I just read an article about how Senator Rob Johnson claimed he didn't technically commit a crime by being involved in a plot to replace legitimate Electoral College electors with fraudulent ones in the 2020 election, because he was only involved for "a couple seconds"...
Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.
Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.
by Alex-2598 August 23, 2022