by spideygirl1989 December 22, 2022
Get the Bestie mug.Most Badass City located in Louisiana! . Bossier citizens don't take bullshit from people and they ain't about to make themselves look like a bitch by not knocking out assholes. Seriously though, don't test somebody from Bossier, even if they ain't in Bossier no more. They will for a fact at the minimum give you a bloody nose thats so fucking hard that it'll look like a blood waterfall by the time they're done with you! if they get more than the minimum, boy, ur screwed!
Jackass: "Hey look its that podunk redneck kid from Bossier city!"
Other guy: "Dude don't say that he'll beat the shit outta you!"
Jackass: "Ha, he can't do this to me, he only attacked somebody when they least expected it and thats it!"
Other guy: That ain't the first time he's beaten the shit outta someone, dude chill out you don't wanna get sent to ER!"
Bossier boy: "WHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY!?"
Asshole: "Oh shit."
Other guy: "I warned ya"
The jackass gets his shit rocked.
Other guy: "Dude don't say that he'll beat the shit outta you!"
Jackass: "Ha, he can't do this to me, he only attacked somebody when they least expected it and thats it!"
Other guy: That ain't the first time he's beaten the shit outta someone, dude chill out you don't wanna get sent to ER!"
Bossier boy: "WHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY!?"
Asshole: "Oh shit."
Other guy: "I warned ya"
The jackass gets his shit rocked.
by Certified Bossier Boy April 5, 2023
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Some people measure friendship by the number if years they've known someone, others using the brownie point system. A new up-and-coming way of measuring friendship leave is bestie bucks. It is most commonly used in Northeastern US but is expected to gain traction as it moves out west and to our Canadian friends to the north. Synonymous with brownie points in some aspects but often used when a level of friendship has breached the "good friends" barrier entering the "bestie" or "BFFL" (best friends for life) territory.
Rachelle had recently beaten a difficult coop video game with Mike earning her a ton of bestie bucks.
Rachelle had been slacking in the trip planning department for a group of friends costing her valuable bestie bucks.
Rachelle had been slacking in the trip planning department for a group of friends costing her valuable bestie bucks.
by Mikeyps2 August 9, 2023
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When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.
When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.
by prissorsxrawks December 9, 2008
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Kellie and Rebecca aren't just best friends, they are blackout besties, they rely on everyone else to remember their nights but this makes their friendship even stronger.
by rrdancer March 2, 2011
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