Bastian Sanchez

Bastian is one of the hottest and sexiest person you will ever meet. He has a way with women , but in the end sticks with his girl whom he loves dearly. He is a romantic naughty guy, who is always down to get down. He is extremely intelligent, and could pretty much do anything he set his mind to. He is also a great soccer player. Bastian has amazing hair, eyebrows, lips, and the cutest booty ever. He is very compassionate and is very strong in his beliefs. He is amazing. He also has a very unique and and trendy style and has a love very expensive shoes. I love you Basti.

Wow Bastian Sanchez you are so cool.

Wow Bastian that outfit is dope.
Wow I love Bastian.

by Bastians lover June 11, 2019

Bastia

The greatest Stoat that ever Stoated. May the world beyond be blessed with your presence, Rest in Peace.

"We will never forget you Bastia. You weren't just any Stoat, you were OUR Stoat"

by Sunflower Man March 6, 2021

Basin Weasel

Poop that lays on the side of the toilet that is not easily drawn down when flushed.

Did you see that basin weasel in there? I tried peeing on it and flushing it and it’s still there.

by Hamdog420 August 25, 2021

weakly bastenson

Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.

A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."

by Chipping Woodlet III April 22, 2006

two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.

Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.

by hrltwincities August 25, 2010

boner bashing

the act of slamming the head of ones penis into the head of anthers

"i was boner bashing yesterday and now my dick hurts"

by Xx.god.xX December 27, 2013

binge bating

It is when one continuously masturbates throughout the day and night all in one sitting.

Bro! My boss gave me a day off yesterday and I was binge bating for the whole day! I feel so relaxed now!
masturbate jerk off rosy palm slapping the monkey choking the chicken making the bald man cry

by JesseFriedOreos January 3, 2016