Automatic cum cannon

When a male is either given a blowjob or a handjob by several women, making the male ejaculate, the cum shooting all over the females with the repetition of a machine gun.

That guy hired lots of hookers to suck him off, just so he could test out his automatic cum cannon on them!

by PU55YMAGNET January 14, 2018

Autofaggot

Autofaggot is an item automated in faggot terms(usually people but other items are welcome as well), usually programmed in C#. These items have the tendency the refrain from defining themselves with binary genders (most common: Male, Female, Attack Helicopter, Non Silenced Assault Rifle or Non Genitaled Hoe) and refer to themselves as other genders (such as: non coloured spoon, tree, pizza without cheese, thermostat or other). This process is automated otherwise the person needs to be a faggot manually which is very time consuming. Fuck biology honestly if you want to be a non binary nuclear Bluetooth speaker go ahead i really don't care. Autofaggots are separated in 2 categories, Professional and Hobbyist. A Professional Autofaggot makes money in ways of faggot I can only imagine are gay. Hobbyist Autofaggots usually make little to no money as they may have a carrer as a makeup artist or president or something.

Teacher: How about you Billy, what does your father do for a living?
Billy: My father is a Professional Autofaggot, and I want to be just like him when I grow up

by ShitsJustAJoke December 3, 2020

autobahn

Speeding ground for porsche/bmw/mercedes test drivers and angry british motorists.

Yo geit offen mein rod ya?

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

Alpharetta Autobaun

Georgia 400. The stretch of road in Atlanta that runs from Buckhead to North of Dawsonville. This highway is known for it's high speed chases and traffic.

Come on, let's roll down the Alpharetta Autobaun.

by Carmila December 27, 2004

automatic

in agreement

"Yo that chick is off the heezy!!!
"Automatic!"

by Krox May 23, 2003

Rusty Autoharp

The act of performing anilingus on one's girlfriend and simultaneously reaching around to stimulate her vaginal area by hand. Term derived from the "rusty trombone" as women are not equipped with a trombone-like appendage; moreover the originator of the term maintains that while they do not know how to play the autoharp, the term merely sounds hilarious.

Kenny was going down on me last night, then went to the back door and gave me a rusty autoharp!

by dirty-ass mofo November 6, 2010

Automagically

Used to explain the unexplainable behavior of something. Usually refers to computers.

"I tried it 15 times, and now, for some reason, it just automagically works !"

by unreal_ed November 8, 2009