So my name is Austin and everyone says I have a big dick and that I’m good looking and amazing in bed and I’m very nice and outgoing.
I’m very confused now
Thanks for the compliments

Ahem

Is my dick really that big?

From Austin

Austin by Oinkermarked1440 February 4, 2020

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Austin

Usually a 13 year old boy who says nobody asked or your mom

Hey where’s Austin
I don’t care

Austin by The realest of the real February 14, 2020

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Austin

gom

Person 1: why are you like this

Austin: gom

Austin by polishgay September 16, 2020

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ATX. The place you wish you lived. Home o' the Horns, SXSW< and pure, unadulterated awesomeness. A downtown that is mostly democratic and urban, with a more right-wing gradient as you move towards the country. Real good place for Texicans. Real bad place for Blacks. City of the purple crown, cuz of our sunsets. Blueberry in the tomato sup, cuz of our liberals. Awesomest city ever, just because.

If there's a nuclear war, Austin and Twinkies will be the last thing standing! I'm buying me some Twinkies and going to Austin!

austin by Someone better than you. Get over it. October 13, 2007

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