Wizard Assistant

To assist a wizardly type in any way. From carrying their bag, lending them your jumper, sharpening their wizard stick. But not any ordinary person can become z wizards assistant... You don;t choose this career..it chooses you! A wizard Assistant is a very stressful role... it even comes with its own anthem ' Wiiiiz Wizzzz Wizzzard Assistant'

Oh my god your so helpful Luke, You must be a wizard assistant!

by chelsdagsy April 19, 2011

assisted masturbation

The act of having another individual whack you off, can be of the male or female variety.

Person 1: Dude! My girl hit me up with some assisted masturbation
Person 2: Noice!

by therealOGmexican July 26, 2016

assistance

When one needs assistance, they need sex.

Fundo needed assistance, but with no females handy, his right hand had to become handy.

by authOOr June 23, 2006

assistant pimp

The innocent bystander whose friend happened to be pimping some skeezies when he got busted by the 5-0.

He was the assistant pimp, because he was gonna give her a ride to the hotel.

by Anton Jabbar April 29, 2007

Assisted Bounce

Sexual term referring to a position where the man lies on his back and the woman is on top. Unlike usual circumstances where the woman manipulates the penis with her own thrust and motion, the man grabs her by the hips and using them as handles to assist her in achieving a full motion and often lifting her up and down on his penis higher than she would by simply grinding on it. This helps the woman in the sense that she will fatigue less after a rigorous session of riding astride the man and will enable her to be pleasured even if she is feeling depleted for intermittent periods or transitional periods between shifting positions.

After some serious froggy style action, she begged me for the assisted bounce due to her quads feeling life they were on fire.

by JayBayce911 January 17, 2012

Samsung assistant "Sam"

A virtual grill unnoficially made by Samsung. Apparently, the internet is slowly shifting from Lady D to Sam

Guy1: eyo my dude, have you heard of Samsung assistant "Sam"? Google it

Guy2: *Googles Sam" DUDE SHE IS EXTREMELY GIGA HOT😳😳😳😳😳😳

by Sebby294 June 3, 2021

Jim Hendersons Assistant

Is a complete and utter Muppet.

Mark is so dumb I tell you he freelances as Jim Hendersons assistant.

by Jim Smith1985 December 15, 2009