Turd’s Armpit

Just gross. All the disgusting smelling, looking, sounding, tasting, feeling things… rolled up into one slimey ass human being. The worst of the worst.

That guy that was hitting on me look like a Turd’s Armpit. He was nasty.

This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”

by girl1342 February 17, 2023

Armpits

Armpits.com is a sweatproof undershirt company.

I’m going to Armpits.com to purchase my sweatproof undershirts.

by Armpits.com April 27, 2024

An armpit

A feminist or hippie female with excessive body hair.

An armpit tried to tell me about women's rights last night.

You mean that hairy chick at the bar?

by Kingaids June 12, 2016

Armpit kink

Someone who likes jerking off/ masturbating to armpits. Usually hairy armpits.

Bro I think I have an armpit kink!

Same bro!

by Qwerty19372728 February 7, 2023

Armpit

The ship name of two creators on Tiktok who met via Harry Potter cosplay and are very fruity.

“Have you seen Armpit’s video?”
“Yeah, queers, amiright?!”

by isuckatpseudonyms June 24, 2021

Armpit Cake

The musky swirl of deodorant, solidified sweat, and pungent aroma of body odor that leaves your clogged armpit pore after you pop it.

Woah dude, I never the armpit cake would taste as bad as it smelled. Sniffing a drop 2 feet away singed my nostril hairs

by E IN August 17, 2017

Come see my hairy armpits

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!

Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!

by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022