Wanking while furiously angry usually highly aggressively and to the detriment of everyone else on the bus. Mostly over an ex girlfriend/boyfriend who has cheated on you or given you an STD, which when combined with your sweat, blood and tears adds a delightful burning sensation. Can lead to serious erosion of the penis, which in turn can cause Wankers callous, Knob Drop or Gripsy
Dude, i was thinking about marla last night and i had such an angry wank that i left my cock looking like a candle stick holder.
She left her dog here after we broke up so i angry wanked and came blood into its eye.
She left her dog here after we broke up so i angry wanked and came blood into its eye.
by Goatlinggun December 24, 2008
Get the Angry wankmug. Whilst fucking a girl doggstyle, pull both her arm's behind her back and put your dick in her ass. This should cause her to helplessly 'cluck her chicken wing's' and make whateva sound a chiken in pain make's.
"I think almost everyone has fucked that skank!"
"Yeah, she even asked for it again when I 'angry chickened' her!"
"Yeah, she even asked for it again when I 'angry chickened' her!"
by Diego July 18, 2003
Get the angry chickenmug. The act of a female taking on five dicks at the same time: one in the front, one in the back, one in the mouth, and one in each hand. Combined with screeching noises, this position gives the appearance of an angry falcon, ready to swoop down on its prey.
"Man, did you see Maggie get angry falconed last night? I never thought she could take on 5 cocks at the same time."
by Ronnie Chupacabraz June 22, 2007
Get the Angry Falconmug. Vaguely bisexual act where two men penetrate the same woman, vaginally and anally, at the same time; derived from the close proximity of the men's genitalia, separated only by a thin 'wall'.
by A. Burr September 26, 2005
Get the Angry Neighbormug. when a girl is deepthroating and shakes her head rigoriously back and forth while at the base of the penis. Much like a pitbull tugging on a leg.
Your girl is such a slut that the only time she says no to me, is when she's giving me the angry pitbull.
by Jackie Tequila November 27, 2006
Get the angry pitbullmug. series of short english live action animations of an orange haired youngster who makes his dads and poor lil sisters life absolute hell. he rides around on his trusty "hydro chopper" doing the filthy things we all find so funny includig having tourettes at his dad an coming up with with his alter ego "captin buggernuts" whos mission is to save the world from the evil Dr arserot.
by chris and liam January 19, 2007
Get the angry kidmug. by dadeluxuryvarese March 24, 2010
Get the Angry Binfamug.