anius

Sexy asf,smart,funny and everything u need in a man

I wish I had an anius

by Jack Lynch February 27, 2019

ANDU

A word used by the Pakistani/kashmiri community which means best friend or bad boy or stand up guy or old skool or trustworthy. All of the connotations of the word depend on the circumstances and situations it is applied in. The word was born in the early eighties in Luton in Bedfordshire. Made famous by the then Bury Park Posse who bastardised a word from the Pahari language 'Gandu' which means someone who gets sodomised out of choice or force. 'Andu' then became the opposite of 'Gandu' to show the one who gets it done to him or her is less in stature than the one who does the act of sodomy. It then evolved and the meaning has now become common as described above.

You know that brotha over there he's a proper andu.

by Mumzy Shah March 27, 2007

Reverse angus

A reverse angus is when a girl inserts a ten oz raw angus steak into her vagina. The guy goes down on said girl literally eats the angus out of her and digests said steak. Girl gets onto all fours on the bed, ass north and inserts beer funnel into rectum, he dones his rubber boots and does the heffer from behind. As he continues to get her off, he regurgitates the angus via the alaskian pipeline into the funnel, he simultaneously opens all valves bringing her to climax.

Yo Tony! Wassup dog?!?' 'Not much, what did you get up to last night.' 'Me and my hoe got up to some dirty things last night. Usually I like my angus medium rare but last night that bitch was well done!' -reverse angus

by Rodhole Mackophine June 9, 2010

Angus Wright

A word to describe something or someone that is past the point of no return - basically, the cunts fucked.

Average in every way, these unique people are most commonly of incredibly wealthy breed and inhabit the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney. Usually found looking up Oasis riffs and generally just being a fag. These strange species of Australian mammal do not breed as they have no suitable mate who would touch them with a 10ft pole. This species could well be homosexual, but it's sexuality is still unknown.

Oi cuz don't you reckon that cunt's a bit of an Angus Wright?

Yeh mate, totally average and unfortunately gay..

by sperma toadle September 1, 2010

angus porter

An Angus porter is a person who carries people called Angus who are too lazy to do any work.

Jim: The Angus Porter.
Bob: That's not a sentence.
Dave: Yes it is.

by Pôq ugôͶa June 18, 2018

andes candies

having anal sex after rubbing vick's vapo rub on your penis.
it give a burning and cooling sensation all at the same time.

so called because andies candies is mint covered in chocolate

my girl wanted to try somthn new and was workin my last nerve so i used vicks instead of lube and gave her some andes candies. that shut her up

by CHINO MALO October 3, 2007

Angus Young

One of the best guitarists out there.
He is the lead guitarist for AC/DC, and is known for his amazing stage antics and his blues style of guitar. He was wrongly ranked 96 on the Rolling Stone Top 100 Guitarist List, when he should have been ranked at least #50.
Definition #13 can shove his crappy guitar skills up his ass!

"Wow, Angus Young is a freaking God!"
"Yeah, I love jacking off to his guitar solos!"
"Alright man, that's just weird..."
"I know, but who doesn't?"
"True."

by the crazy monkey January 25, 2009