period

basically a womens uterus wants you to bleed to death.

you: it's a wonderful day today
uterus: BLEED BITCH!
you: damn it
uterus: ok i'm done, NOPE!
*period blood all over clothes*

by basicb June 10, 2017

Period

A period is when a female SUFFERS from bleeding and cramps,and men say that women aren’t funny and weak.we bleed EVERY MONTH/YEAR. THE FUCK. It’s also the month/year when females aren’t too happy and are very mad because of all these hormones.

Female:GOD I HATE THESE CRAMPS.
Other female:you’re on you period...aren’t you?

by A pansexual goth September 20, 2020

Period

when hell appears in your underwear and you sit watching tv and eating chocolate

shit, Sarah I got my period

by onetaughtmeloovvee February 24, 2019

Period...

When a lady bleeds out of her cootchieeee 1 a month because her uterus wants to rip her up so be nice to her >:(...never ask a girl if she is on her |period|

I’m on my |period...|

by Heyitsmewhatsup February 16, 2020

Period

When a person is just being unreasonably bitchy

Cameron: Ryan bro, Mr. Conrad called my parent for literally no reason and im getting a write up to the principle's office

Ryan: Sounds like that nigga is in his period

by MagicThe8ball September 5, 2023

Period

The worst thing in being a teenager. Before having your period, you're just like "I can't wait to have my period, it's so cool! Big boobs, being a woman..." then it happens and you regret everything you've said. It's just pain during 7days, emotionally and physically.

I would rather be pregnant than having my period for the 3th time this month!

John is an asshole I'm gonna put my period blood in his bed!

by Your favorite bitch <3 December 23, 2020

Period

Something that exists to make sure a girl’s plans are ruined every month for 3-7 days.

Ashley invited Sally to the pool. The day before Sally could go swimming, she started her period dammit!

by Lovetoswim12 June 16, 2019