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I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself
person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you
by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022
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Almoster

Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.
Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.
by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011
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almost

almost the worst word on the planet earth just read below
I was almost enough We almost made it I almost survived
by E. L. R May 10, 2019
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Almost

almost is the saddest word in the English language. because I was almost good enough. he was almost in love with me. she almost survived. he almost cared. we almost made it.

it’s so sad that we can love anyone and he almost liked you back
he almost loved me as much as I did
by a other shy sad girl January 1, 2020
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almost is the saddest word in the English language.

because he was almost in love with me. I was almost good enough. she almost survived. he almost cared about me. we almost made it.
he almost loved me
by a other shy sad girl January 1, 2020
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