Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.

Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*

by Amonaly March 8, 2022

la samah allah

la samah allah (god forbid)

Abu Obaida: Let Palestine suffer you Arabs, don't turn on your tanks (la samah allah).

by B.Brock February 11, 2025

Allah Haffezkom

It's a wish in Arabic for someone, basically means " Allah protect you". Mainly used in moslem communities, not so common tho.

Your family does charity?Such a wisdom, Allah Haffezkom .

by Ehsan2754 December 23, 2021

Allahism

When you justify everything using Allah sallahallayhiwaalayhiwasalam to justify everything.

Why are Israel and Iran fighting each other?
Because Allahism demands for a Jewsade.

by fjjen June 26, 2025

Allah face

The face you make when a person about to explode

Guy - uh oh

Girl - what ?

Guy - he about to combust

Girl - (makes Allah face)

by Profit Muhobbit March 10, 2024

Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.

Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.

by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT December 2, 2024

having hats that are the size of allah

a form of saying the word sex

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."

by jobiff March 31, 2025