Alfie montero

Alfie Has a poo stain and is smelly

Alfie montero has a poo stain and is smelly

by smelly stain January 16, 2020

Alfie

A person who is or was spittin straight fax

Yo Alfie is spittin straight fax

by Big sket January 25, 2020

alfie

he’s a toxic person and normally they are really ugly .For some reason everyone bum licks him

Omg why is alfie texting me i hate him

by your nan eats my cum April 6, 2020

turned alfie

getting beaten up so bad you become a stupid, wide mouthed prick.

lol at school james got beaten up so bad he got turned alfie

by bdotty April 17, 2020

Alfie fairhurst

He’s just a sausage.

I was eating an Alfie fairhurst butty.

by Jimmy78 April 25, 2020

Alfie

There’s just no explanation.
ok maybe there is:
he is always up for a hug with you even when you have fallen out.
he gives the best hugs ever.
always up to talk or FaceTime.
will always be there for you no matter what.
one in a million.
an amazing friend and you would be lucky to have him.

very very good lucking.

thank you for being there Alfie :)

Girl: “omg, Alfie hugged me yesterday!”

Girls friend: “aww, he’s so sweet!”

by simp for Oscar Iannone November 14, 2020

Alfie

Most overused uk name, they love interactions with people nearly twice their age, they can sometimes go depressed for no reason at all And cry when being called a neek/wetty neek (we safe tho mush)
Just really annoying in general. If you know an alfie if he drops your group for a tournament in Modern warfare he’s a legit and certified alfie (he has to go negative tho.)

Hi Alfie your a wetty neek wasteman *alfie sobs* “I’m ok.”

“Okay neek.”

by Not a neek November 14, 2020