Alfie

A sheep

Alfie is a sheep

by Pancake ;) November 24, 2021

Alfie

Someone who says they have a big nob but need a microscope to get a site of it

Alfie have you put it in yet?

by nannymcphee123backagaininsidem May 9, 2023

ZE ALFY

the most bad ass person ever most people beleive he has sexuall desires for ben, travis, eric, stew, dirt, jorge and milk an irc bot

oh shit here comes ZE ALFY travis said, get out the dildo

by alfredsrad October 8, 2008

alfie kingham

the king of ham

this guy is alfie kingham

by Max Mckenzie February 17, 2017

Alfie

An absolute twat, that is 13 years old, he is also squeaky and the biggest tightass in this world. An absolute British prick. He is the most retarded kid in the year and has such an ego in tech.

"Oh look it's Alfie again, shit."

by Beaztly July 5, 2021

Alfie Bickerstaff

You could say Alfie can "Bend it like Beckham". But we aren't talking about football because that's one thing he's not good at. Alfie is a Dominant Male who likes to call his ex "princess". In general, don't be an Alfie.

"Can you bend it like Alfie Bickerstaff?" Said Kal
"Oh aye mine bends at a 77 degree angle." Replied James

by Adekoya Oluwafemi Emmanuel June 5, 2023

Alfi

Cant even spell his name right. Fanta pubes most likely. Probably gets erections over other boys but All is forgiven because he is probably on bike badness.

Hey that guy is dyslexic and ginger must be an Alfi lmao
Don’t fuck with him he’s got a sami and a 125

by Bmt yk November 28, 2021