Alfie

A drug-dealer who doesn’t know how to treat girls

Have you seen Alfie recently, the one who can’t treat girls right

by Alfie Glenn November 24, 2019

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Alfie fairhurst

He’s just a sausage.

I was eating an Alfie fairhurst butty.

by Jimmy78 April 25, 2020

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Alfie is someone who derives pleasure from sinking his teeth into a ripe wench (Tanya) Stay away from Alfie's teeth at all costs especially if you have birthed him.
A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
Also, small PeePee

Alfie gives off huge MBV (MumBiterVibes)
Alfie gives off SPPV (SmallPeePeeVibes)

by CuntFlaps;) September 20, 2021

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Alfie

Alfie is a kind boy and is a really nice boyfriend.he’s a good friend and probably has a friend called my cha cha.Alfie is a guy that will have loads of girl friends and is never single.Alfie is a pretty,hot boy

Girls come to Alfie he’s a nice boy

by Freya dabslls November 16, 2023

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alfie bell

Alfie is a young british boy who loves sucking long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack.

“i saw this boy at my at my school he was such an Alfie Bell”

by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023

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