aggressive karaoke

When a karaoke singer directs the meaning of his / her chosen song at a member of the audience or person within their party. The lyrics are sung with raw emotion and the performance is often accessorized with fist clenches, forward lunges and stolen glances. Typical themes include unrequited love, a secret love affair and “I hate you”.

Heartbroken over the discovery of Cliff's infidelity, Vanessa took to aggressive karaoke singing Carrie Underwood’s "Before He Cheats" while making eye contact with Cliff the entire song.

by bartinkus November 11, 2011

Aggrosexual

Acting out one's aggression through sexual comments, innuendo, or action.

"I hate it when you leave, get your hands back up on me, bitch." he said very aggrosexually.

by Naikkon September 19, 2013

Aggressbian

Aggressbian. uh-gresh-be-in
Noun
1.of, relating to, or characteristic of a female homosexual that displays behaviors and /or mannerisms of force or hostility.

You're such an aggressbian.

by Funigrl December 18, 2015

Aggressive Eating

Eating for the sole purpose of not letting others gain access to any food.

This usually happens to outliers (Weight Wise) in the family, like a human cuckoo bird.

Dude1: "Damn, that fat ass has been eating all of the damn buffalo wings at the party"
Fat ass: "NO ONE ELSE DESERVES THIS FOOD" (Chomps on another 4 wings at once; diverse types of food stains dribbling down his white 4XL shirt"
Dude2: "Fucking aggressive eating, man!"

by Praker May 13, 2017

Aggressive salmon

When a man or woman gets slapped across the face with another mans limp penis like a hungry bear does during a salmon spawning feeding frenzy

She really wanted round two last night, but I had to unleash the aggressive salmon

by Battered July 8, 2017

aggressive liking

The act of liking contrary comments in an online debate in real-time in order to socially stigmatize an opponent or someone with whom you disagree.

"Oh man, you were debating three guys at once. And they were liking each others' comments. That's some seriously aggressive liking."

"Hey, why don't you get some Russian bots to aggressively like each of your posts. That will shame your critics."

by crzyfive March 8, 2019

Aggressively crying

When you cry so hard that you kick and break the bathroom vanity with your foot

Don't go in the bathroom, kaitlyn is aggressively crying

by M.m.motorcycle February 4, 2019