after bite

1. A midnight snack.

Loren was hungry, so he had an after bite.

by Satch June 13, 2004

after speak

noun - a talking disorder inwhich the person with the disorder continues to make noises and broken syllables after finishing his sentance. Usually this is annoying as hell.

Buzack: Hey guys I'm going to the mall!!all la all ul lu la
Jery: Dude stop with the after speak!

by Can Not September 23, 2005

after whore

1) When someone or something is so incredibly used this is the most extreme analogy you can use

2) A lifetime prostitute who is hitting her late 50s after a hard life of tobacco, alcohol and suntanning.

Those bikes they rent at that shop are so used- don’t rent them - they are worn out worse than an after whore out in Reno.

by schmuckaneers October 19, 2018

after baked

Waking up after a strong smoke sesh, still baked.

"I'm so after baked right now..."
"I know you were baking on high all night"

by medicine.witch October 26, 2016

After Lent

A secular 'holiday' consisting of a period of 40 days devoted to self-control and self-improvement. Seasonal customs include not only giving up harmful behaviors but also participating in new and beneficial behaviors.

Person A: Why'd you give up sweets for After Lent? You're so skinny.
Person B: I want to make sure that if I ever get fat, I can lose the weight. My body is a temple.
Person A: You're an idiot but I admire your self-respect.

by TupacOrNotTupac April 20, 2015

After Blast

The remnants of cum on someone's cock after shooting a load.

I didn't swallow his load, I just tasted some of the after blast.

by Mr Benny November 05, 2022

After-Ass

When you eat or drink something that tastes good at first but then tastes like ass right after.

Ex 1.

Moiz: "This juice is good at first but then shitty afterwards .

Zach: "Dude, you've got a serious case of after-ass."

Ex 2.

"I ate this chick's ass and at the time it tasted good, but then I started tasting that after-ass when I was done"

by Ice Hitted Onyu April 17, 2017