avocado pizza

A "couple" that thinks their they're so cute, but not at all. They make you feel like puking every time you see them

OMG! they are total avocado pizza, ew.

by MewTheCat21 April 17, 2017

avocado steamboat

When you go vegan for a month and have someone toss your salad while you fertilize their throat.

Going vegan isn't worth it unless you've got someone to give you an avocado steamboat

by GreenGuy69 August 10, 2017

Avocado person

A person or People that are a bit older than middle aged and don't look too old or too young, they're "ripe", and it doesn't last long. Just like an avocado

That guy is such an avocado person

by NuclearKärring August 18, 2017

avocado bush

When someone's eyebrows are so thick and wild that their eyes look like two avocados under a bush.

"Damn, Sarah hasn't plucked her eyebrows in months."
"Yeah, she's got an avocado bush growin on her face."

by J DOLLA $IGN November 2, 2017

avocado

butter of the rich

i bought an avocado and now i'm homeless

by nmdkso March 14, 2018

avocado

life

avocadoes are life

by oudshwnbodihbvna September 11, 2018

Avocado

I don't like them

Me:"I don't like avocado's.."

by Finnioli October 5, 2018