Abernathy

(v) a chaotic situation or freak accident

Juggling chainsaws is an abernathy waiting to happen

by skweak February 4, 2008

abension

the sexual phenomenon which occurs when one member of a sexual party is on top of another party member, whilst thrusting up and down on an erect penis. The penis suffers "abension" when the partner on top thrusts upward to quickly causing the penis to exit the vagina, or anus, and on the insuing downward thrust, the erect penis is slammed and "abended" by the lower torso of the thrusting partner.

When your girl slams your cock cuz her ass is out of control, that's abension

by Andy G boyee ~djandots~ December 6, 2004

abenoja

the act of doing a kiana.

Yo, lemme abenoja you.

by XxPnoiFlipBoixX June 11, 2006

Abyan

Abyan is a beautiful girl who is kind and so smart and is talented in school and loves basketball and is the smartest

Did you see Abyan at school she was so smart

by Chicken_so good123 May 8, 2018

Abandon Shit!

The act of a person using their underwear as toilet paper to wipe their ass, than abandoning said underwear in the trashcan. This generally occurs on the realization, post dump at a public facility, that there is no Toilet Paper, or Paper Towels in the restroom.

Note: This can also occur due to a shart that leaves you with a smelly mess of underwear, and no safe way to recover said underwear without embarrassment.

Little Billy: Mom! I need some new underwear!

Mom: Well where did the new ones I just bought you go?!?

Little Billy: The janitors are my school suck at restocking the bathrooms! I had to Abandon Shit!

by Lazerius March 2, 2014

absana

Absana describes a "lan pro" who hacks blatantly online.

This term developed in the Australian E-Sports Scene and was named after "Absana", a keen counter-strike player.

This word can also mean "fag" and "shitcunt"

Fuckin Absana's everywhere on this server today
WTF THIS TEAM IS FULL OF ABSANA'S!!!
WTB Absana for my CS team, PST
LOL@TEH ABSANAS

by Teh terminator July 9, 2007

A bean

To be one hundred with another, also know as real and being honest with another person.

Imma keep it A BEAN with you I ate all your food yesterday

by Tyrob_ November 12, 2019